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Dirty Wook
Festival mooch · Pop-Tarts, cigs & questionable hygiene
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The Dirty Wook roams fest to fest mooching cigs and bumps of K — change of clothes optional, shower optional-er.
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Dirty Wook
HP 100This wook roams fest to fest mooching cigs and bumps of K
- Smells250
Has a terrible smell of body odor, cigaretts, and sweat. Causes all surrounding foes in the area to faint
- Borrows Everything450
Borrows everything from everyone. All he brought to the festival was a change of clothes and some Pop Tarts
“Shower and be responsible so you dont become a dirty wook”
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